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HTML Eats Babies and Spits Hot Fire
HTML5 is fast becoming the new hot thang that all the guys want to fuck. But, like the hot girl: she’s a raging bitch, requires a ton of maintenance, actually is just so-so in bed, and you cannot protect your investment (because she’s open, but remember she has standards). And all the boys want to have their way with her: Google is the new kid on the block, Microsoft the rich kid that wants to buy her, her best friend Mozilla has been holding her hands when time was tough, and now Apple the bad boy because he wants to prove to his gay lover that it’s really over.